- Dr. Spaceman: If you want a shot, you're gonna have to dance for it.
- Dr. Spaceman: [Liz dances] Very nice.
- Jack Donaghy: Come on, Lemmon. What do we elites do when we screw up? We pretend it never happened and give ourselves a giant bonus.
- Michael Templeton: I just wanted to check on dad. How's he doing?
- Elisa Padriera: Well, he's stable but vegetative. Totally unaware of his surroundings.
- Douglas Templeton: A man comes at night. He comes to the house and takes me.
- Michael Templeton: Dad!
- Elisa Padriera: OK, that's surprising.
- Douglas Templeton: He wears a suit. His hair is thick, like a Bolshevik commissar. He made me watch a giraffe with the legs of a man!
- Michael Templeton: Dad, it's me, Michael.
- Douglas Templeton: He gave money to a silver man. He ate a plate of fire!
- Michael Templeton: Dad, there's no man.
- Douglas Templeton: Yes! He was in prison. But now he owns a railroad!
- Michael Templeton: What is going on? Why is he all worked up?
- Elisa Padriera: You know, sometimes they watch cartoons, and they think it's real.
- Douglas Templeton: The dark man is here! He's come to take me!
- Jack Donaghy: Sir, no!
- Douglas Templeton: I did things during the war. Terrible things!