30 Rock (TV Series)

Jackie Jormp-Jomp (2009)

Tracy Morgan: Tracy Jordan

Quotes 

• Tracy Jordan : Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.

• Tracy Jordan : Friendship and trust in the entourage is the most important thing. Like on that HBO show, "John Adams."

• Kenneth Parcell : Has anyone looked at this sexual harassment stuff they gave us?

  Tracy Jordan : I don't need to read it. The whole thing is loosely based on a evening I spent with Isiah Thomas.

  Kenneth Parcell : No wonder Liz got busted. According to this, you can't do anything without it being considered harassment. Did you know you have to report in-office relationships?

  Kenneth Parcell : Is that true?

  Frank Rossitano : It's the first thing listed. Have you read this?

  Kenneth Parcell : Well, I wanted to, because it's full of rules, but Miss Vieira made me throw it away. And said pretty boys like me shouldn't be filling their heads with ideas.

  Cerie : Hi, Frank.

  Frank Rossitano : [can't think of anything to say]  Coworker.

  Kenneth Parcell : [reads the manual, "Sexual Harassment in the Workplace"]  Ugh, Miss Vieira!