Generation Kill (TV Mini Series)

Get Some (2008)

Lee Tergesen: Evan 'Scribe' Wright

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• Cpl. Ray Person : Look at this shit, how come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know, how come counties like that don't ever need Marines, I'll tell you why, it's lack of pussy that fucks countries up, lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability, if more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and fuck em up like this, cause a nutbusting haji, is a happy haji.

  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : Ray, how much ripped fuel have you ingested.

  Cpl. Ray Person : I'm on it like a mother fucker Brad, haha!...

  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : Well, no more of that shit...

  Evan 'Scribe' Wright : An interesting theory though.

  Cpl. Ray Person : Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it, you know what, you should definitely quote me on it, this whole thing comes down to pussy! Look, if you take the Republican Guard and comp their asses for a week in Vegas, no fucking war!

  Evan 'Scribe' Wright : So the war is not about oil or WMDs.

  Cpl. Ray Person : No, in the opinion of this Marine, its about pussy.

  Evan 'Scribe' Wright : And its not about Saddam.

  Cpl. Ray Person : No, Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico.

  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : Ray, please shut up... thank you.

• Evan 'Scribe' Wright : AAA batteries, dip, Skoal, Copenhagen, baby wipes, flavored pringles in a can and adult diapers. As requested. Why do you need me to get all of this stuff?

  Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert : In the infinite wisdom to whoever runs the military post exchange store, they won't sell this stuff in quantity to military personnel. But, for civilians like yourself, the sky is the limit.

  Evan 'Scribe' Wright : And why is that?

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : To Keep us angry. If Marines could get what they needed when they needed it we would be happy and wouldn't ready to kill people all of the time. The Marine Corps is like America's Pitbull. They beat us, mistreat us and every once in awhile, they let us out to attack someone.

• Evan 'Scribe' Wright : Why are we going to a PX at an Army Camp?

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : Marines don't need a PX. We are about to loot and pillage a country.

• Cpl. Evan 'Q-Tip' Stafford : Yo reporter, what are you wearing man

  Evan 'Scribe' Wright : Boxers. Why?

  Cpl. Evan 'Q-Tip' Stafford : It's going to be hot maggot. Me? I'm free-ballin all the way to Baghdad.