- Corrine Mackey: Did you really do all those things?
- Vic Mackey: I did a lot of things that I shouldn't have done, for reasons that made sense at the time, but they're pretty hard to defend right now. What do you want me to say, that I'm different? I don't want to go to prison. Do you want me to go to prison?
- Corrine Mackey: Do either of you even feel any shame?
- Vic Mackey: I don't think about it.
- Corrine Mackey: Well, that's honest. Sad thing is, I've known - maybe not the specifics, the details - but I've known, and I have let you infect me and our children. I'll help you this one last time... and then the kids and I are out of your life! That is my price. And you have to pay some kind of price.
- Claudette Wyms: You have a week left. I thought you wanted to play it out hard?
- Vic Mackey: I do, but you'll just anchor me to my desk. So it's kiss my ass time.
- Vic Mackey: Oh, brother's all about his thick. Better go easy on that juice, D. Your brains turn into hot sauce, shrinks the balls to raisins. Oh... sorry, I'm too late.
- Damon Leeks: My brain's fine-tuned, and them balls are the size of cat heads.
- Capuchina: You try talking to white Farrah?
- Shane Vendrell: She's so spun out on crank, she doesn't know whether to piss standing up or sitting down.
- Damon Leeks: I'm a Christian. I just turned the other cheek.
- Vic Mackey: He could turn both cheeks, he'd still be talking out his ass.