Dexter (TV Series)

Easy As Pie (2008)

Michael C. Hall: Dexter Morgan

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Quotes 

• Dexter Morgan : [about his wedding]  Should I invite Quinn? He's so... tan.

• Ellen Wolf : [after Miguel asked Dexter to look into her as a possible victim]  I think we all know how easy it is to plant evidence and, well, you look the type.

  Dexter Morgan : [voice over]  Do I see sheets of plastic in your future?

• Dexter Morgan : Hey guys, I need your addresses for the wedding and I need to know if you're bringing dates.

  Angel Batista : Can we bring just friends?

  Vince Masuka : I never bring dates to a wedding. Best man always hooks up with the maid of honor.

  Dexter Morgan : The maid of honor is Rita's daughter. She's ten.

• [last lines] 

  Dexter Morgan : All the lives I've taken, they've always begged for mercy. I've never understood that concept, until now. This, this is mercy. But only for a friend.

• Debra Morgan : Two of my witnesses have turned up dead. You wanna see a third?

  Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn : Anton's already got a target on his back by helping us. This will protect him.

  Debra Morgan : [Sarcastic]  Yeah, right.

  Angel Batista : I'm gonna keep Anton in the dark for now. But I want eyes on him at all times. Understand?

  [Quinn nods and leaves. Dexter comes up to Deb] 

  Dexter Morgan : Hey, Deb?

  Debra Morgan : What?

  Dexter Morgan : Are you gonna bring a date to the wedding?

  Debra Morgan : I don't know, Dex. I might be too busy picking up pieces of Anton's *skin* to even be there.

  Dexter Morgan : ...So you're a "maybe"?

• Dexter Morgan : I want you to know that you were right. About my brother. But there's something else: I killed him.

  Camilla : [last words]  It's good... you did.

• Dexter Morgan : [thinking while observing murder scene]  Marriage, children... you never expect it to end in tragedy. Unless you're me.

• Dexter Morgan : [narrating]  I've never been great at conflict resolution. Not without a blade, and several rolls of plastic wrap.