T-Dog Jenkins: Yo mama's so fat, she bungy jumped and went straight to hell.
T-Dog Jenkins: Yo mama's so ugly, she had to get her baby drunk just so she could breast-feed it.
Stu Dunphy: You have one minute to dis Montez so viciously that he gets out of the car to teach your butt a lesson. If you do that, the car is yours. Otherwise, Montez, you get to keep the car.
T-Dog Jenkins: Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
T-Dog Jenkins: Yo mama's so stank, she gets sourdough yeast infections.