The Middleman (TV Series)

The Flying Fish Zombification (2008)

Matt Keeslar: The Middleman

Quotes 

• The Middleman : In times of extreme stress, crying is an inevitable physiological response.

  Ida : Sure it is, cupcake.

• The Middleman : The way the story's unfolding... rural setting... civilian unexpectedly turns into a ravenous flesh-eater... My guess is we are dealing with the seminal stage of a zombie outbreak.

  Wendy Watson : Entree-ripping, brain chewing zombies?

  The Middleman : The very same.

  Wendy Watson : Cool!

  The Middleman : Dubby, there is nothing "cool" about zombies.