- Will McKenzie: I've no interest in babes.
- Jay Cartwright: That's handy, cos they've got no interest in you.
- Will McKenzie: Ooh, Sorry. Who here has pulled Charlotte Hinchcliffe? Who? Huh? Me, That's who!
- Jay Cartwright: She only did it for a bet!
- Will McKenzie: That's not true.
- Simon Cooper: Oh, God. Let's not get into all that again.
- Jay Cartwright: It is true!
- Will McKenzie: It's not fucking true! People don't get fingered for a bet, Jay. With the possible exception of your sister.
- Jay Cartwright: Take that back!
- Will McKenzie: Actually, I do take it back. But your mum on the other hand; she'd probably get fingered for a packet of biscuits.
- Neil Sutherland: Oooh!
- Simon Cooper: [mocking voice] Oh no!
- Neil Sutherland: [noticing Jay has shut up] Silence!
- Mr. Gilbert: [Seeing 2 students kissing] Hey you two, do you want me to fetch up my dinner? Go home!
- Mr. Gilbert: Well done children, a fairly innocuous jamboree of adolescent nonsense. Fear not, the relationships some of you have entered into tonight well, they may seem like everything now but they'll be over in a matter of weeks. And if we can just make it home without tagging other people's property, yeah I may go to bed relatively hate free.