The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)

Jeff Bridges: Bill Django

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• Bill Django : Mother Earth, you're my life support system. As a soldier I must drink your blue water, live inside your red clay and eat your green skin. Help me to balance myself. As you hold in balance, the Earth, the sea, and the space environments. Help me to open my heart, knowing that the Universe will feed me. I pray my boots will always kiss your face, and my footsteps match your heartbeat. Carry my body through space and time. You're my connection to the Universe and all that comes after. I'm yours and you are mine. I salute you.

• Bob Wilton : Don't eat the eggs.

  Lyn Cassady : What?

  Bob Wilton : Don't eat the eggs. We put LSD in the eggs.

  Bill Django : And the water. I put LSD in the main water tank.

  Bob Wilton : What? But, we drank the water!

  Bill Django : Yeah!

• Bill Django : [Having just meditatively fallen off a container]  I just saw Timothy Leary!

  Bob Wilton : Timothy Leary's dead...

• Bill Django : The hooker thing is totally not true.

• Bob Wilton : Bill? Lyn told me he didn't deserve this eagle feather. He wanted me to give it back to you.

  Bill Django : It's fake.

  Bob Wilton : What?

  Bill Django : This one's off a turkey.

• Lyn Cassady : I can't dance, sir.

  Bill Django : Now that's not true, is it? What happened was someone told you you can't dance. Well, I'm your commanding officer, and I'm ordering you to dance!

• Bill Django : In the name of the new world army and loving people everywhere... I'm liberating you.

• Remote Viewer : Ask Angela Lansbury!

  Bill Django : Okay.

• Bob Wilton : What's that?

  Bill Django : [peering in a container where a prisoner is bombarded with childish music]  The Dark Side.

• Bill Django : [holding daisies while lecturing a room full of Army officers]  We are a hollow army, gentlemen. Vietnam has crushed our soul. We have to dream a new America. An America that no longer has an exploitative view of natural resources. No longer promotes consumption at all costs.

  Bill Django : But to achieve this dream, we must become the first Superpower to develop super powers. We must create Warrior Monks. Men and women who can fall in love with everyone. Sense plant auras. Pass through walls. Stop saying mindless clichés and see into the future. I want you to join me in this vision. Be all you can be.

• Bill Django : I'm liberating this base!

• Larry Hooper : Lt. Colonel Django used funds from the project's black budget to procure prostitutes.

  Bill Django : That's a lie!

  Larry Hooper : And, to get drugs for himself and his men.

  Bill Django : That... well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie.