Peep Show (TV Series)

Jeremy's Manager (2008)

Niky Wardley: Cally

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• Cally : [describing to Mark what sex with him and Jeremy is like]  He's like a Red Setter bounding after a tennis ball. You're like a captain going solemnly down with his ship.

• Cally : So, I checked out your stuff on MySpace and I literally freaked, big time.

  Jeremy Usborne : [to Super Hans]  Yeah, see? I was so right to get us on the internet. The internet's gonna be massive, I keep telling you.

  Super Hans : Yeah, we'll see.

• Mark Corrigan : Not wanting to be horrible to Jeremy, but Super Hans did seem more like the kind of person you'd expect to see in a band like this.

  Cally : [nodding]  He's fuckable.

  Mark Corrigan : I'm sorry?

  Cally : It's an industry term. It means someone might want to fuck him.

• Cally : I thought you were a business brain, Mark, but you're better than that. You're someone my grandma would call a real piece of shit.

• Cally : Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed I brought you to this. Past-life regression, what a load of bullshit!

  Mark Corrigan : It's fine, it was fun.

  Cally : People always say they were, like, Napoleon or an Aztec princess.

  Mark Corrigan : Come on guys, where are all the Chinese peasants? Where are the German toilet cleaners?