Triple Dog (2010)

Alexia Fast: Eve

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• Eve : [Opens the door to find Liza]  You came.

  Liza : My mother made me.

  Eve : Is she making you stay?

  Liza : Do you want me to leave?

  Eve : Do you want to leave?

  Liza : Are you asking me to go home?

  Eve : Do you always answer questions with questions?

  Liza : Do you?

• Chapin Wright : [Eve waves at Nina, Cecily and Sarah]  Ugh, why do you talk to them?

  Eve : They're nice.

  Chapin Wright : They're like a sorority. Do you know what happens to sorority girls? They turn into Kelly Ripa.

• Todd : [Eve and chalin knock on his door. He opens it and just burps. Chalin burps louder and longer. To Chapin]  Nice.

  [to Eve] 

  Todd : You stink.

  Eve : You're ugly. Pizza and cake downstairs if you want it.

  Todd : Did you take ten bucks from me the other day?

  Eve : Yeah. Now you owe me $71.19. And where's my birthday present?

  Todd : I refuse to celebrate it.

  [to Chapin] 

  Todd : I wanted a dog.

• Eve : You're Liza, right?

  Liza : Left.

• Eve : [Tryig to hit on Whisper]  I like your shirt.

  Whisper : So do I, that's why I bought it.

• Eve : I'll be cool if you're cool.

  Liza : I'm cool.

• Eve : Liza came.

  Chapin Wright : No shiz?

  Eve : Shiz.

• Eve : [Whisper, a guy Eve likes walks away]  He is so perfect.

  Chapin Wright : You are so obvious!

  Eve : Was I?

  Chapin Wright : Yes. You were practically slobbering on his jock.

  Eve : Ew! Ear rape!

• Kayla : [the soccer team is running warm-ups. They run across The Jogger Bridge. Each girl kisses her hand and sets it on the rail]  Pay your respects, new girl.

  [Eve does it] 

  Eve : What's that for?

  Kayla : Stacy St. Clair.

  Coach Cowan : You'll move faster if your lips stop flapping!

  Toni : She needs to get stuffed.

  Coach Cowan : Got some three nights ago, Toni! Move it!

• Chapin Wright : Al I know is that we were at a party. Stacy was depressed. And then she ran off.

  Eve : Just like that?

  Chapin Wright : Just like that.

  Eve : She wasn't stoned or seeing butterflies?

  Chapin Wright : Look, people who are depressed do crazy things. Maybe her mom hit her. Maybe her dog died. Maybe she was pregnant. Or maybe she was just a coked-out junkie who lost her will to live. I don't know. I didn't ask her. All I know is that she jumped, okay?

  Liza : Then why'd you get expelled?

  Chapin Wright : Because I was there! Just like that 'lesbonaut' Mallory Silvers.

  Liza : That's not what I heard, Chapin.

• Eve : Sometimes being around you is like babysitting a kid with ADD!

• Chapin Wright : What is your problem, Mallory?

  Mallory Silvers : What really happened to Stacy St. Clair?

  Chapin Wright : She jumped.

  Mallory Silvers : Yes, she did. Because someone dared her to.

  Eve : Is that true?

  Chapin Wright : Nothing had was supposed to happen. It was supposed to be fun.

  Mallory Silvers : Fun? Are you guys having fun?

  Chapin Wright : People jump off that bridge all the time and nothing happens.

  Mallory Silvers : There's a current, idiot. But you weren't thinking about that. You needed to be the center of attention, so you Triple Dog Dared Stacy St. Clair to do something you knew you couldn't.

  Chapin Wright : I could've.

  Mallory Silvers : I don't think so.

  Chapin Wright : You daring me, Mal?

  Mallory Silvers : I wouldn't be that dumb.

  [Chalin runs off to The Jogger Bridge] 

• Eve : [Chapin has resurfaced, unharmed]  You moron!

  Chapin Wright : Look, if we're not cool anymore, then I can just walk home.

  Eve : The walk yourself home!

  Chapin Wright : Fine, I will, bitch!

  Eve : How could you be so selfish?

  Chapin Wright : [Starts crying]  I just needed to see for myself because it was my fault, so fuck you for not understanding that!

  [Starts to walk away, but stops. Starts sobbing] 

  Chapin Wright : I shouldn't have done it. I should've just kept my big mouth shut! The current was really, really rough. I didn't know. I shouldn't have dared her.

  Eve : That wasn't your fault, Chapin.

  Chapin Wright : Yes, it was.

  Eve : No, it wasn't.

  Chapin Wright : I didn't know about the current, I just... I just... I didn't know.

  Liza : It was an accident, Chapin.

  Chapin Wright : God, I totally suck.

  Eve : Yeah, ya kinda do. Are you okay?

  Chapin Wright : Yeah, I think I'll be alright.

• Nina : Hey, Eve.

  Eve : What's up?

  Cicely : Hey.

  Chapin Wright : Oh, I forgot. I'm invisible today.

  Cicely : Hello, Chapin.

  Chapin Wright : What's the bitch-uation, Cecily? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Kelly Ripa?

  Cicely : [Flattered]  Oh.

  Sarah : I love Kelly Ripa!

• Whisper : [Eve starts to go down on him, but he stops her]  Eve, look, I think you're cool, but...

  Eve : But?

  Whisper : I've got my eye on someone else.

  Eve : Who?

  Whisper : Your girl.

  Eve : Chapin?

  [Whisper nods] 

  Eve : Are you serious?

  [She kisses him, he pushes her off] 

  Whisper : Eve, look, you're cute. I'm sorry.

  Eve : Shut up! I knew it.

  [Storms out] 

• Eve : [Repeated]  You bitch!

• [deleted scene from DVD extras] 

  Chapin Wright : You know for the past few months the best part of my day has been when I take a dump. What does that say about me as a person?

  Eve : Too much fiber in your diet?