Darkwing Duck (TV Series)
Adopt-a-Con (1991)
Jim Cummings: Darkwing Duck, Drake Mallard, Herb Muddlefoot
Quotes
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[Darkwing's just been bailed out of jail]
Darkwing Duck : [referring to Tuskernini] I'm gonna give him a taste of his own medicine. Turn the tables on him. I'm gonna beat him at his own game.
Launchpad McQuack : You're gonna give him aspirin, rearrange his furniture, and challenge him to a game of golf?
Darkwing Duck : No. We're taking up amateur acting. By the way, where'd you get the bail money?
Launchpad McQuack : [as Drake enters the empty living room] I
[laughs nervously]
Launchpad McQuack : had to sell a few of your things.
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Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the slug that crawled... Hold the mayo! You're not Megavolt! You're Tuskernini! In a really bad Megavolt disguise!
Tuskernini : I am *not* Tuskernini and this is an excellent disguise!
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Judge : That's it!
[hits Darkwing on the head with his gavel]
Judge : Darkwing Duck, you're going to jail.
Darkwing Duck : [dragged out] But I can't! I've got crooks to catch, fish to fry. I've gotta rearrange my sock drawer!
[door closes]
Tuskernini : [laughs] Well, boys, it looks like we have the perfect cover!
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Drake Mallard : The judge wants me to reform Tuskernini, so I'm going to reform him into a pancake.
[pulls lever, a piano falls onto the bed]
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Then we can adopt you after the judge throws you in prison; unless, of course, he gives you the chair.
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Darkwing Duck : [noticing Gosalyn outside his jail cell window] Now what?
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Don't worry, Dad. I've got just the thing this time.
[Some lit dynamite is tossed into his hands]
Darkwing Duck : [screaming] Gosalyn Mallard!
[He tries to put the fuse out, then decides to hide it under the bed]
Darkwing Duck : [screaming into the hallway] GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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Drake Mallard : Gosalyn, I smell a rat.
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [pulling a rat out of her pocket] Oh, can't I keep him, Dad?
Drake Mallard : [disturbed] That's not the kind of rat I meant and no, you can't.
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Darkwing Duck : [pressing the red button] Wait 'till the judge sees this.
Judge : [arriving] This better be good. Darkwing Duck? I told you to stay away from Tuskernini.
Darkwing Duck : No problemo, since Tuskernini's not here.
[Darkwing opens the door and sees Tuskernini before him]
Tuskernini : Can I help you, gentlemen?
Judge : What is the meaning of this?
Darkwing Duck : [stuttering] He tried to rob a bank! I saw him!
Tuskernini : Your honor, I do believe he's trying to frame me again.
[Darkwing attacks Tuskernini in anger, until the judge pulls him off]
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[Darkwing makes his fifth jail tally]
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [from the window] Psst... Dad!
Darkwing Duck : Gosayln! You gotta get me outta here! I'm going stir crazy, I tell ya! I've been in here over five minutes!
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Judge : [negotiating with Tuskernini] I'll send in Darkwing only after you send out the hostages!
[Darkwing angrily grabs him by the collar]
Darkwing Duck : [threateningly] I go in first or I
[teeth clenched]
Darkwing Duck : break your gavel!
Judge : Never mind.