S. Darko (2009)

Daveigh Chase: Samantha

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Randy : Where you gonna go?

  Sam : Virginia.

  Randy : What's it like?

  Sam : Sucks.

• Pastor John : I used to be like you.

  Corey : What, you had a training bra?

  Pastor John : Not exactly. But when I was your age, I experienced things that made me feel like God didn't exist. Maybe you've experienced something like that too.

  Sam : You don't know anything about me.

  Pastor John : I can see that you're in pain.

  Sam : I'm alive.

  Pastor John : Is that how you see life?

  Sam : Till farts taste like cherries, yeah.

  Corey : What do you think God's farts taste like?

  Sam : Marshmallow Peeps.

• Pastor John : You girls new in town?

  Sam : Just passing through.

  Pastor John : Well, you gonna be around a little while, you might as well stop and get some pizza at my Bible study. Lot of fun.

  Corey : Oh, I'm satanic.

  [gesturing to Sam] 

  Corey : She's half-Jehovah, quarter Jew and a tiny bit retarded.

  Pastor John : Well, we're nondenominational. We accept all types, even those with horns.

• [first lines] 

  Corey : Only two more good mornings.

  Sam : Only one more day.

  Corey : We're so perfect.

  Sam : Immaculate.

• Sam : Four days, 17 hours, 26 minutes, 31 seconds. That is when the world will end.

• Trudy : I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

  Sam : Really? What's he like?

  Trudy : He's big and strong... tan... lots of muscles... he's got lightning bolts shooting out of his eyes.

• Sam : Good thing sinners can repent, right?

• Agatha : [about Iraq Jack]  He should've died up on that windmill.

  Corey : I was thinking we chop off his balls and stone him.

  Sam : Light him on fire if gas was wasn't so expensive.

• Jeremy : This - This is - This is impossible!

  Sam : What? The fireworks?

  Jeremy : No. The tesseracts!

• [At Randy's party, Jeremy loses his glasses] 

  Sam : [leans over and hands them to him] 

  Jeremy : Right under my nose.

  [holding out her $20] 

  Jeremy : I wanted to buy your lunch.

  Sam : That's sweet.

  Jeremy : I don't usually come to these kind of things.

  Sam : So, uh, why'd you come to this one?