- Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson: [to Provenza] Much as I'd like to see you break your own record for procedural violations in a single shift, I'd prefer if you and Lieutenant Flynn found Mr. Serabian and kept him under surveillance. Do I need to explain how that's done?
- Lieutenant Provenza: [why Provenza refuses to retire] When my first wife and I divorced, I agreed to split my pension with her from the day I retire. I'll be damned if she gets a nickel.
- Fritz Howard: Brenda, the evidence isn't lost. It's just... out for a joyride.
- Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson: I don't need sarcasm. I need the evidence.
- Fritz Howard: Well, don't look at me. The FBI stopped manufacturing evidence in the late '90s.
- Alex Serabian: Where did you get the money?
- Angie Serabian: I entered your picture in the ugly contest and you won the grand prize.
- Andy Flynn: Come on, let's go.
- Angie Serabian: You know what I can tell about you?
- Andy Flynn: What?
- Angie Serabian: You hate women.
- Andy Flynn: No, just you. Come on.