The Closer (TV Series)
Live Wire (2008)
G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza
Quotes
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Louie Provenza : I'm telling' you, this is the dumbest snipe hunt the chief as ever sent us on. I'm out here pounding the pavement like some damn rookie.
Andy Flynn : What's the matter? Your Medicare shoes don't like to walk uphill?
Louie Provenza : One of 'em's about to walk up your ass!
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Louie Provenza : Flynn, what in the hell are you doin'?
Andy Flynn : I'm using my head as an antenna. You wanna try?
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Mike Tao : [pulling out a swab] Now this is the latest in LAPD technology.
[Wipes it on suspect's ring and rubs it against a metal contraption]
Will Pope : Lt. Provenza, what is the bag that Lt. Tao has?
Louie Provenza : I believe that holds his personal grooming items.
Mike Tao : [to suspect] You don't want this to turn red.
Will Pope : OK, what is he doing now?
Louie Provenza : Well, it looks like he is about to spray the suspect's ring with a little squirt of breath freshener.
Mike Tao : Oooooh, it's positive.
Dean Murphy : Oh, man.