Let's just start with what another reviewer called an unnecessary sex scene. This occurred when a woman who was too drunk to walk was groped and then straddled by her friend's boyfriend as she said "no, we can't do this." What a lovely way to introduce our 2 main protagonists. This is followed by our male protagonist being extorted for more sex by a third character. But she assures him that she is a "better lay than drunken Barbie," so I guess there's nothing wrong with this situation either. This was made in 2011. What the hell is wrong with these people?
Everything else is as stupid and bad as every other review described. Cheap sets, terribly unbelievable dialogue, awful acting, offensive plot points, weak terrible characters, and criminally bad score and sound mixing. Cinematography was bad. Lighting was bad. Everything was bad, with no redeeming quality. Still, does not come close to being "so bad it's good." This is "so bad I hate it."
Seven idiots are in a van in the desert, one of whom is a child. Also, in this universe, a Zoology professor lives and dresses like Indiana Jones, except that his girlfriend is a trashy druggy.
Don't waste your time. A mid-day nap is more worthwhile than this horribly conceived atrocity.