90210 (TV Series)
We're Not in Kansas Anymore (2008)
Christina Moore: Tracy Clark
Quotes
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Tracy Clark : [embarrassing guest] Then, Harry... What were we? Like, seventeen?
Harry Wilson : [just wishes she would leave] I don't know. Uh, maybe we should call it...
[gets up]
Tracy Clark : Then Harry decides that he would like to climb on the H of the Hollywood sign, because he thinks it looks like a ladder. Well, the whole thing comes crashing down and he's flying fifty feet. Oh, my God, did we laugh! I mean, he's lucky he wasn't killed!
Harry Wilson : Well, that was a long time ago.
[gets up]
Harry Wilson : Can I call you a cab?
Tracy Clark : Oh, I have a better idea.
[puts on coat, then, with a glint in her eyes:]
Tracy Clark : Why don't you drive me home?
Debbie Wilson : [with fake grin] Oh, or even better: *I* could drive you home, and we could swap stories about Harry's penis.
Tracy Clark : [blanches] I have enough of my own, thank you. I'll see myself out. Good night.
Harry Wilson : [uncomfortably, as Tracy leaves:] Mm. Uh-hmm. Uh...
Debbie Wilson : [to Harry] Now, okay, don't you ever give me grief about dating Morris Kornblum ever again, because *that* lady is
[snickers]
Debbie Wilson : Crazytown.
Harry Wilson : Right. In my defense, I - I was a teenager, she had a beach house.
[Debbie scoffs]
Harry Wilson : Morris - Morris, he lived in a teepee.
[points finger]
Harry Wilson : You were twenty-two.
Debbie Wilson : Yeah, yeah. Let's go see Annie's dress for tomorrow night.