- Dean Winchester: I'm sitting in a laundry-mat reading about myself sitting in a laundry-mat reading about myself. My head hurts.
- Dean Winchester: [Reading on the computer] There's Sam Girls and Dean Girls and- What's a slash fan?
- Sam Winchester: As in Sam-slash-Dean. Together.
- Dean Winchester: Like "together" together?
- Sam Winchester: Yeah.
- Dean Winchester: [Horrified] They do know we're brothers, right?
- Sam Winchester: Doesn't seem to matter.
- Dean Winchester: Oh, come on, that... that's just sick.
- Dean Winchester: "Sam turned his back on Dean, his face brooding and pensive." I mean, I don't know how he's doing it, but this guy is doing it. I can't see your face, but those are definitely your brooding and pensive shoulders.
- Castiel: You must understand why I can't intercede. Prophets are very special, they're protected.
- Dean Winchester: I get that.
- Castiel: If anything threatens a prophet, anything at all, an archangel will appear to destroy that threat. Archangels are fierce, they're absolute, they're heaven's most terrifying weapon.
- Dean Winchester: And these archangels, they're tied to prophets?
- Castiel: Yes.
- Dean Winchester: So if a prophet was in the same room as a demon...?
- Castiel: Then the most fearsome wrath of heaven would rain down on that demon.
- [giving a knowing look]
- Castiel: Just so you understand why I can't help.
- Dean Winchester: Thanks, Cas.
- Castiel: Good luck.
- Chuck Shurley: I am... so... sorry. I mean, horror is one thing, but being forced to live bad writing?
- Chuck Shurley: Are those real guns?
- Dean Winchester: Yep. And this is real rock salt, these are real fake IDs...
- Dean Winchester: Okay, well then how 'bout this? I've got a gun in my pocket, and if you don't come with me, I'll blow your brains out.
- Chuck Shurley: I thought you said I was protected by an archangel?
- Dean Winchester: Huh, interesting exercise. Let's see who the quicker draw is.
- Dean Winchester: Wait, this guy, a prophet! Come on, he's practically a Penthouse Forum writer.
- [to Chuck]
- Dean Winchester: Did you know about this?
- Chuck Shurley: I might have uh, I might have dreamt about it.
- Dean Winchester: And you didn't tell us?
- Chuck Shurley: It was too preposterous, not to mention arrogant. Writing yourself into the story is one thing but as a prophet? That's like M Night level doucheness.
- Castiel: Dean, let him go! This man is to be protected.
- Dean Winchester: Why?
- Castiel: He is a prophet of the Lord.