Supernatural (TV Series)

The Monster at the End of This Book (2009)

Rob Benedict: Chuck Shurley, Carver Edlund

Quotes 

• Chuck Shurley : I am... so... sorry. I mean, horror is one thing, but being forced to live bad writing?

• Chuck Shurley : There's only one explanation... Obviously I'm a god.

• Chuck Shurley : Are those real guns?

  Dean Winchester : Yep. And this is real rock salt, these are real fake IDs...

• Dean Winchester : Okay, well then how 'bout this? I've got a gun in my pocket, and if you don't come with me, I'll blow your brains out.

  Chuck Shurley : I thought you said I was protected by an archangel?

  Dean Winchester : Huh, interesting exercise. Let's see who the quicker draw is.

• Dean Winchester : Wait, this guy, a prophet! Come on, he's practically a Penthouse Forum writer.

  [to Chuck] 

  Dean Winchester : Did you know about this?

  Chuck Shurley : I might have uh, I might have dreamt about it.

  Dean Winchester : And you didn't tell us?

  Chuck Shurley : It was too preposterous, not to mention arrogant. Writing yourself into the story is one thing but as a prophet? That's like M Night level doucheness.

• Chuck Shurley : I am the prophet Chuck!