- [Dean is undercover at a high school, posing as a gym teacher]
- Dean Winchester: Today, you will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, and cunning. A game with one simple rule:
- [Dean picks up a red gym ball]
- Dean Winchester: Dodge.
- [Dean pegs a student in the stomach at close range, knocking him to the floor]
- Dean Winchester: Sorry
- Kid in Gym Class: Uh, substitute Coach Roth?
- Dean Winchester: Yes?
- Kid in Gym Class: Miss Budroll never let us play dodgeball.
- Dean Winchester: Well, Miss. B's in Massachusetts getting married, so we're playing.
- Kid in Gym Class: She says it's dangerous!
- Dean Winchester: [Dean blows his whistle] Take a lap!
- Sam Winchester: I'm not evil, Dirk, I'm not. And neither were you. Trust me, I've seen real evil... We were scared and miserable, and we took it out on each other, us and everybody else. That's high school. But you duffer through that, and it gets better.
- Dean Winchester: we'd really like to pay our respects, Mr. MacGregor. would you mind telling us where Dirk was burried?
- Dirk MacGregor, Sr.: oh, he wasn't. i had him cremated.
- Dean Winchester: all of him?