"Family Guy" Long John Peter (TV Episode 2008) - Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Shelley Boothbishop, Co-Worker, Adrien Beaky, E.T., Phone Caller #1

Meg Griffin : I want to be a vet when I grow up.

Peter Griffin : Meg, we have been over this before. You are going to gain 150 pounds and write Ugly Betty Fan Fiction.
Brian Griffin : [Brian is lying on the floor, after being severely beaten by Chris] OK someone needs to help me here.

[Stewie approaches Brian, as he lays on the floor, and kicks him]
Lois Griffin : You told Chris to act like a jerk to this girl?

Peter Griffin : Well... define "Chris".

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Shelley Boothbishop, Co-Worker, Adrien Beaky, E.T., Phone Caller #1