Bitch Slap (2009)
Michael Hurst: Gage
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Quotes
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Gage : [threatening Trixie with a dildo tipped with whirling blades] I love Home Depot... Now listen here, you fucking slag. I have a reputation for being very persuasive. And I know you're a virtuoso with them throat muscles. So you'd better start spilling - or I'm gonna send Thaddeus here right up your chutney tube!
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Gage : That's it, show us your grabber.
Trixie : You like that?
Gage : Yeah, Daddy likes...
Trixie : Try *this* one on for size.
[Executes an aerial flip into Gage's lap]
Gage : Fuckin' hell!
Trixie : I call that move "shock and awe."
Gage : Oh God... I've never felt this way about a gash before.
Trixie : Oh! You are so sweet.
Gage : Oh, and you're decent and pure, and I love you. Now why don't we tie a knot, bump uglies, and ride the pork bus to Tuna City?
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Gage : [to Trixie] You take orders better than a Bangkok bum boy.
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Gage : Blow me, you psycho rug-muncher!
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Gage : [to Hel] Who the fuck are you? Aside from one tasty little minge I'd like to slam like a screen door?