South Park (TV Series)

Canada on Strike (2008)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Craig Tucker, Canadian #1, Canadian #5, Swiss Official, Abootman's Aide, British Official, Driver, Butters, Terrance, Canadian #8, Danish Woman, Star Wars Kid

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Quotes 

• [Terrance and Phillip want to go home from the protesting] 

  Stephen Abootman : Look, guy. We have to stay strong. If you don't stand with your fellow Canadians, then you are a rat!

  Terrance : Don't call me a rat, buddy.

  Stephen Abootman : I'm not your buddy, friend.

  Phillip : He's not your friend, guy.

  Stephen Abootman : I'm not your guy, buddy.

  Terrance : He's not your buddy, friend.

  Stephen Abootman : I'm not your friend, guy.

• Kyle Broflovski : You know, I learned something today.

  [quickly] 

  Kyle Broflovski : We thought we could make money on the Internet. But while the Internet is new and exciting for creative people, it hasn't matured as a distribution mechanism to the extent that one should trade real and immediate opportunities for income for the promise of future online revenue. It will be a few years before digital distribution of media on the Internet can be monetized to an extent that necessitates content producers to forgo their fair value in more traditional media.

  Stan Marsh : [pause]  Yeah.

• Butters Scotch : Everyone thinks I'm a homo now!

  Eric Cartman : You ARE a homo, Butters.

• TRON Guy : Hey I know you! You're that what what in my asshole kid!

  Butters Scotch : What what in the butt, sir.

• Butters Scotch : It somehow loses its punch after multiple viewings.