"The New Adventures of Old Christine" One and a Half Men (TV Episode 2008) Poster

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Christine Campbell

Quotes 

  • Christine Campbell : [Grabbing Lindsay by the throat after Lindsay said that Richie was wearing a "cheap little suit"]  I'm on testosterone right now, and I could kill you.

  • Christine Campbell : I've taken their crap for three years, Richard, three years.

  • Christine Campbell : [after Marley and Lindsay wouldn't let Richie dance with their daughters at Cotillion]  Listen, I have taken your crap for the last three years, and I'm going to tell you something. If you ever make Richie feel unwelcome or embarrass him again, I would be thrilled for the opportunity to kick your sorry, tanned, bleached-blonde, Botoxed asses back to your tacky McMansions and your loveless marriages.

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