Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Easter (2008)
Chris Rock: Narrator
Quotes
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Greg Wuliger : [to Chris] Wait, do you even know what an escort does?
Narrator : I do, but this is a family show.
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Chris : Hey, Tasha, what's up?
Tasha : My grandmother just told me we're not going to our church this Sunday. She wants me to do the pageant at her old church in Queens.
Chris : Queens?
Tasha : Sorry.
Narrator : The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Now let's go to commercial before I start cursing.
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Narrator : Tasha was on the rebound, so I made like Dikembe Mutombo.
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Narrator : While my mother was judging hats, Greg was judging me.
Greg Wuliger : Don't you think it's kinda weird to have a date on Easter?
Chris : Less weird than not having a date ever. Besides, it's not a date. It's an opportunity.
Greg Wuliger : I guess you're right. Maybe I should go back to church. You know, score some babes.
Narrator : When Greg went back to church, the only one who hit on him was the priest.
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Chris : It's just that Robert's out of the picture. If I'm ever gonna have a shot with Tasha, this is it.
Greg Wuliger : I hear you. Kick a man when he's down, that's what I always say.
Narrator : That was the only time he ever said that.