How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Rebound Bro (2008)

Will Forte: Randy

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Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : I'm making you my new masterpiece. When I first met Ted, he was a bigger loser than you.

  Randy : What a loser.

  Barney Stinson : And that's why tonight, I will make you the greatest wingman in the history of wingmen.

  Randy : Well, it's gonna be easier than you think. I have been reading your blog for years. You are like a god to me. That is why tonight is going to be legendary... wait for it... dary.

• Robin Scherbatsky : Your nose is bleeding like a faucet.

  Randy : Oh, God! This happens every time I get an erection.

• Barney Stinson : Randy, without looking at your hand, tell me the three beginner techniques for picking up women.

  Randy : Isolate her from her friends, repeat her name in conversation, and put her down.

  Barney Stinson : Excelent!

• Randy : What up Bro-seph Lieberman?

  Barney Stinson : No, uh-uh. Randy, we never use the word "bro" in the name of a failed Democratic vice presidential candidate.

  Randy : [He takes out a memo pad]  Goodbye "Geraldine Ferrar-bro".