How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Chain of Screaming (2008)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : That's why there's a little thing in corporate America I like to call the chain of screaming

  Marshall Eriksen : The chain of screaming?

  Barney Stinson : Yes. The chain of screaming starts at the top. Arthur's boss's boss screams at Arthur's boss. Arthur's boss screams at Arthur. Arthur screams at you. You go home and scream at Lily. Lily screams at one of the kids in her kindergarten class. Then that kid screams at her dad: Arthur's boss's boss. And the whole thing starts all over again; thus completing the circle of screaming

  Ted Mosby : I thought you said it was a chain of screaming?

  Barney Stinson : It's a circle, Ted. I called it a circle.

  Marshall Eriksen : I don't scream at Lily

  Lily Aldrin : And I don't scream at my kids. None of whom have parents that work at Marshall's firm.

  Robin Scherbatsky : So it's not a circle

  Barney Stinson : [Angry]  Fine! You want it to be a chain of screaming? A chain of screaming. I come up with the circle idea halfway through because I thought it was a more elegant metaphor, but fine, RUIN it. You guys always undermine me when I'm trying to make a point and I'm sick of it. Argh! I'm surrounded by idiots. IDIOTS.

  [Normal] 

  Barney Stinson : See, doesn't everyone feel better now?

• Barney Stinson : Dude, I can't believe you cried in front of your boss.

  Marshall Eriksen : I don't know what happened. There is just something about been yelled like that, like I was being spurred by my dad, suddenly... suddenly I was a little boy.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Is boy the right word?

• Ted Mosby : Gee, is that ice cream cone big enough?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Uhhh, it's delicious enough.

• Barney Stinson : Shotgun for eternity!

  Robin Scherbatsky : You can't call shotgun for eternity.

  Barney Stinson : I just called it.

  Robin Scherbatsky : You can't just call things!

  Barney Stinson : I call that I can call things!