How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Chain of Screaming (2008)

Bob Odenkirk: Arthur Hobbs

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• Arthur Hobbs : [Yelling]  Hey, Ferguson I read your report, and it's complete crap! No, you know what, that's an insult to crap. If crap could eat and then crap stuff out, it's that! Your report is the crap that crap craps!

• Ted Mosby : [Telling Marshall what to do after crying in front of his boss]  Marshall, you go in and you dazzle this guy with a big, eloquent speech defending human dignity. Like Abraham Lincoln.

  Marshall Eriksen : Yeah, like it's so easy to bust out a big eloquent speech off the top of your head.

  Ted Mosby : [Clears throat]  Observe.

  [Flash to Ted as Marshall at his job] 

  Ted Mosby : Arthur.

  Arthur Hobbs : What do you want Marshall

  Ted Mosby : Justice, sir. See, we're all born with certain incontrovertible rights. The most fundamentally paramount of which is the right...

  [Cuts off] 

  Ted Mosby : Wait, you can't be fundamentally paramount. One means highest, one means lowest.

  Arthur Hobbs : You are nailing this.

  Ted Mosby : [Tries again]  Human beings have rights. And those rights are, um...

  Arthur Hobbs : You got me hooked, reel me in.

  Ted Mosby : There are certain justices that cannot, and will not be inalienable, as such... for the future!