"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" Two and a Half Deaths (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

William Petersen: CSI Dr. Gil Grissom

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Katey Sagal, William Petersen, and David Berman in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (2000) Paul Guilfoyle and William Petersen in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (2000) Paul Guilfoyle, Constance Marie, and William Petersen in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (2000) William Petersen in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (2000)

Quotes 

  • Warrick Brown : [showing a Rorschach-like blood stain]  What does this look like to you?

    Gil Grissom : Hermaphrodite on roller skates.

    Catherine Willows : A puppy.

    [Grissom and Catherine look at each other quizzically] 

  • Gil Grissom : Then the rubber chicken was inserted post-mortem...

    Dr. Al Robbins : ...and thus not the cause of death.

    Gil Grissom : Might have been a gag. Sorry.

  • David Phillips : [to Grissom, after pulling a rubber chicken out of the mouth of a murder victim]  Oh, come on. You've gotta say something. Uhh, "I suspect fowl play"; or, uh, "that's poultry evidence." You know: something.

    Gil Grissom : Dying's easy; comedy's hard.

  • Megan Kupowski : [Outlining an improbable sequence of events]  ... and he showed her how to do it in exchange for certain unsavoury favours.

    Captain Jim Brass : Oh, wait, that sounds like a... What do you call it?

    Gil Grissom : Writers' contrivance.

    Megan Kupowski : Yeah, yeah... It's a bit of a reach, but you get one per episode.

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