The Rebound (2009)

Catherine Zeta-Jones: Sandy

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• Sandy : You dirty little fucking scumbag! Take your disease-riddled whore and fuck her in hell for all eternity while the Devil burns you with hot, jagged metal and suffocates you with molten fury!

• [first lines] 

  Sandy : [driving kids to school]  Same thing, every fucking morning.

  Sadie - age 9 : I heard that.

  Sandy : No, you didn't.

  Sadie - age 9 : Yes, I did.

  Frank Jr. - age 7 : I did, too.

• Harry Finklestein : So, did Aram tell you about this operation I'm having?

  Roberta Finklestein : Harry?

  Sandy : No.

  Harry Finklestein : They're gonna give me a new asshole.

• Daphne : Oh, my God!

  Sandy : What?

  Daphne : You have a thing for the nanny!

• Sandy : That is the most wonderfully unjaded, naive thing I've ever heard.

• Sandy : Someone like you shouldn't be with someone like me - an old girlfriend with two kids.

  Aram Finklestein : You're an ageist.

• Daphne : Anyway, he smells great and went to an Ivy League college.

  Sandy : Where?

  Daphne : UC Santa Barbara

  Sandy : That's not Ivy League.

• Sandy : Truth is, I don't even know if I want to go on this date. It just my friend. She's kind of forcing me. She thinks I need to get lai--er, release some tension.

• Sandy : I'm so hot.

  Aram Finklestein : Tell me about it.