- Effy Stonem: Why bother?
- Tony Stonem: With what?
- Effy Stonem: Caring about people.
- Tony Stonem: [walking slowly up to her, then muttering in her ear] You don't fool me, Effy Stonem.
- Madame Deluca: And what emotion have you chosen to depict?
- Effy Stonem: Anger, Jealousy, Bitterness, Tiredness, Hope, Lust, Love.
- Madame Deluca: A veritable feast. So where is it?
- Effy Stonem: It's everywhere.
- Madame Deluca: My dear girl, I'm not sure I understand.
- Effy Stonem: Its conceptual. You just can't see it.
- Madame Deluca: Your saying you haven't done it?
- Effy Stonem: No I'm saying you can't see it.
- Tony Stonem: She was my girlfriend.
- Sid Jenkins: She wasn't your girlfriend. You didn't want her.
- Tony Stonem: Well, now I do, so fuck you.
- Effy Stonem: You don't understand, do you, Ton? As long as the phone keeps ringing, she's still there.
- Sid Jenkins: I hate you.
- Cassie Ainsworth: I hate you right back. Why don't you pop over to Michelle's and give her one? Oh, *another* one!
- Sid Jenkins: I don't love Michelle, I never loved Michelle, I love you, but you, you... Where were you? Dad fucking died. I needed you.
- Pandora: Hi, mum. Yeah, we're just picking up.
- [lowers the phone and talks to Effy]
- Pandora: She wants to know what we're picking up.
- Effy Stonem: Drugs.
- Pandora: [to her mother] Salad.
- Cassie Ainsworth: [showing them her slugs] That one's called Sidley and that's Mischa. Isn't Mischa just so pretty. Look at Sidley, sliming all over her. Disgusting, isn't he?
- Pandora: Are they doing it?
- Cassie Ainsworth: Yes, they are doing it. When I'm ready, I'll pour salt on them. When I'm good and ready.
- [Tony calls Michelle another time, looking hopefully while the ringing tone is still there]
- Michelle Richardson: [finally picking up] I love you too.
- [hangs up, and Tony smiles peacefully]
- Effy Stonem: [about Sid's drawing] Loser isn't an emotion.
- Sid Jenkins: It is to me. You think it's shit, don't you?
- Effy Stonem: Yes.
- Sid Jenkins: I used four biros and I bought them.
- [takes them out]
- Sid Jenkins: Four. You owe me 79 pence.
- [Effy gets up and starts to undress]
- Sid Jenkins: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Effy, what're you doing?
- Effy Stonem: [while undressing] I'm going out. You've got 24 hours, Sid to produce something that doesn't look like coursework for GCSE spaz.
- [goes over to her cupboard and takes out a pallet, paint and brush]
- Effy Stonem: Dip your brush in that and don't even think of leaving this room until you've done it.
- [sits down on the bed in her underwear]
- Sid Jenkins: Listen, I don't think this is working out, yeah? Right, shall we just leave it, okay? I quit.
- [Effy begins bouncing on her bed and makes groaning noises; Sid realizes what Effy is doing]
- Sid Jenkins: All right. All right! I'm doing it.
- [begins painting as Effy puts her dress on]
- Effy Stonem: [about Sid] He wants you back.
- Cassie Ainsworth: Tell him I've discovered the power of pussy.
- Effy Stonem: [to Cassie] So. Sid. Any other thoughts?
- Cassie Ainsworth: Tell him I'm on a one-way ticket to Dick City and I love it!
- Pandora: [while stoned] Hi, Mum. No, I'm fine, I'm super duper fine! Yep, I'm with my friends and they're like so fucking amazing. Well, I guess I'm looking at Tony's cock, but he can't tell. See ya!
- Pandora: [running to catch up] Effy, wait! Madame Deluca says we have to be friends!
- Effy Stonem: I don't have friends.
- Pandora: Great! I don't have any either. Isn't that great? I can do something you can't do!
- Effy Stonem: [stops and turns towards Pandora] There's nothing I can't do.