Quotes
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Tony Stonem : She was my girlfriend.
Sid Jenkins : She wasn't your girlfriend. You didn't want her.
Tony Stonem : Well, now I do, so fuck you.
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Sid Jenkins : I hate you.
Cassie Ainsworth : I hate you right back. Why don't you pop over to Michelle's and give her one? Oh, *another* one!
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Sid Jenkins : I don't love Michelle, I never loved Michelle, I love you, but you, you... Where were you? Dad fucking died. I needed you.
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Effy Stonem : [about Sid's drawing] Loser isn't an emotion.
Sid Jenkins : It is to me. You think it's shit, don't you?
Effy Stonem : Yes.
Sid Jenkins : I used four biros and I bought them.
[takes them out]
Sid Jenkins : Four. You owe me 79 pence.
[Effy gets up and starts to undress]
Sid Jenkins : Whoa, whoa, whoa, Effy, what're you doing?
Effy Stonem : [while undressing] I'm going out. You've got 24 hours, Sid to produce something that doesn't look like coursework for GCSE spaz.
[goes over to her cupboard and takes out a pallet, paint and brush]
Effy Stonem : Dip your brush in that and don't even think of leaving this room until you've done it.
[sits down on the bed in her underwear]
Sid Jenkins : Listen, I don't think this is working out, yeah? Right, shall we just leave it, okay? I quit.
[Effy begins bouncing on her bed and makes groaning noises; Sid realizes what Effy is doing]
Sid Jenkins : All right. All right! I'm doing it.
[begins painting as Effy puts her dress on]
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Sid Jenkins : It's *you and me*. You know that and you're being stupid.
