How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Ten Sessions (2008)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : You do magic, how is juggling any lamer than magic?

  Barney Stinson : Magic's not lame...

  [shouts] 

  Barney Stinson : The flame!

  [sparks come out of his sleeves, scares everyone] 

  Marshall Eriksen : [Startled]  Ahh

  Lily Aldrin : Barney no, no. We said no fire balls at the table.

  Marshall Eriksen : What the hell is wrong with you?

  Robin Scherbatsky : There's alcohol in here!

  Barney Stinson : But... I...

  Wendy : Barney, we've talked about this. It's a fire code violation.

  Barney Stinson : Yea, but Ted provoked me.

  Lily Aldrin : No no, you are in a time out now. Go sit over there.

  Barney Stinson : But...

  Lily Aldrin : Go.

  [Barney moves one booth back, still facing the camera and still to the right of Robin] 

• Lily Aldrin : It can't be easy to woo someone while you're sticking your naked butt in their face.

  Marshall Eriksen : Works for baboons. It's called "presenting".