How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

No Tomorrow (2008)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : [On the phone]  Come on, Ted. It's your last night on Earth. You really want to spend it with Marshall and Lily?

  Marshall Eriksen : My hands smell weird. Here, smell.

  Lily Aldrin : [Smells his hands]  You're right, that's new.

  Ted Mosby : [to Barney]  I'll be there in five minutes.

• Ted Mosby : [Barney wants everyone to go out and party]  Sorry, Peter. We're grown-ups now. We can't fly off to Never-Land with you anymore.

• Barney Stinson : Come on, it's not like she has children.

  Ted Mosby : How do you know she doesn't?

  Barney Stinson : Wrists. It's like you don't even know me.

• Ted Mosby : How do you know she's from a different area code?

  Barney Stinson : She's 5-1-6! She might dress like she's 7-1-8, act like she's 2-1-2, but trust me... she's 5-1-6! Oh and her husband letting her out alone on St. Pattie's Day, if that dude's not 9-7-3. I'm 3-0-7!

• Barney : Ted, listen, are you hearing that? That's the universe, the universe is talking to us.

  Ted : We don't have to build a baseball field do we?

• Ted : Barney, I'm starting to think about that theory.

  Barney : Ted, if you want to know how old a woman is check her elbows.

  Ted : Not that theory.

  Barney : Oh, you have to be more clear. I have so many theories.

• Angry Guy : [In the middle of kissing a girl when someone tugs him by the shoulder from behind and he turns to face him]  We have a problem.

  Barney Stinson : [stands in between them]  Hey! Hey... Hey!

  [Walks in between and past them] 

  Ted Mosby : [looks to Ashlee]  Is this your husband?

  Ashlee : I've never seen this man in my life.

  Ted Mosby : [Looks back to him]  Okay... what's our problem?

  Angry Guy : Heheheh... Rick, Rick Garrido. According to the bartender, I'm the guy who's been buying you champagne all night.

  Ted Mosby : Okay, there's a very simple explanation...

  [He punches Ted square in his left eye and the scene goes black for a moment]