- John Amsterdam: I've never had a coronary over a woman before.
- Omar: Sometimes a coronary is just a coronary. Face it, you've been eating omelets now for nigh on four hundred years.
- John Amsterdam: I have the arteries of a 35 year old.
- Omar: You keep telling yourself that.
- Dr. Sara Dillane: Your bloodwork was curious. It had anomalies.
- John Amsterdam: Anomalies.
- Dr. Sara Dillane: Toxic level of lead. Native American genetic markers.
- John Amsterdam: A great, great, great, great grandmother was part Lanpae.
- Dr. Sara Dillane: Lanapae.
- John Amsterdam: The original inhabitants of Manhattan.
- Dr. Sara Dillane: Yeah, the ones who sold it to the Dutch?
- John Amsterdam: Old wives tale. Trust me. Never happened.
- Eva Marquez: What was that about?
- John Amsterdam: What?
- Eva Marquez: She couldn't stop staring at you. You were flirting with her.
- John Amsterdam: I wasn't.
- Eva Marquez: Shamelessly. And when you walked up, her reaction...
- John Amsterdam: I get that a lot, it's, uh...
- Eva Marquez: I know. It's your face.
- John Amsterdam: [walks into Omar's very crowded bar] This is what they mean by "The City That Never Sleeps."
- Omar: Which is why it looks like hell in the morning. You saw her. I can tell.
- John Amsterdam: She's going to run more tests.
- Omar: Wait till she gets the results. How did you explain the dying, not dying thing?
- John Amsterdam: I didn't.
- Omar: I see.
- John Amsterdam: I want her to get to know me first.
- Omar: Oh what a tangled web we weave.
- John Amsterdam: Spare me. I hate getting parental advice from my children.
- [Looks at the band]
- John Amsterdam: Do they take requests?
- Omar: When they're written on a $20 bill.
- John Amsterdam: Well ask them to play "How Long Has this Been Going On?"