- Tina Belcher: I like public toilets, it's like a little vacation for your butt.
- Gene Belcher: Other toilets are where I do my best work. I think of it as an away game.
- Bob Belcher: You "poop anywheres" are all the same. You think it's so easy.
- Linda Belcher: You have a name for us? You call us "poop anywheres"?