CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

A Thousand Days on Earth (2008)

Greg Fitzsimmons: Self

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• Greg Fitzsimmons : I would never hit my kids cause, you know, my father used to beat me. He didn't beat me too much. He beat me just right. You know, I remember the last time he really slapped me around, just getting up off the ground, thinking, "perfect." He really nailed it. Any more would have been barbaric. Any less I wouldn't be seeking the approval of you drunks. Parenting is hard and expensive. If you were to have a baby today and raise it all the way through college, it would cost you one million dollars. And that's why I feel like no woman should ever walk out of an abortion clinic with her head hung down in shame. You walk out of there like you just hit the lotto. I'm a winner.

• Heavyset Guy : [to Greg Fitzsimmons]  I mean it, man. You had me laughing my ass off.

  Greg Fitzsimmons : Thanks, man. If someone finds a size 54 ass, I'll have 'em put it on ice for 'ya.