She-Hulk: Attorney at Law (TV Series)

The People vs. Emil Blonsky (2022)

Steve Coulter: Holden Holliway

Quotes 

• Holden Holliway : Well, our friend, Mr. Bukowski from the DA's office, needs help on a delicate matter. He's been defrauded by an ex-girlfriend and wants to file a suit against her to get his money back.

  Dennis Bukowski : Yeah. I bought her jewelry, flew her to Bali for a shoot, paid off her Volkswagen Passat. Subscribed to...

  Augustus 'Pug' Pugliese : But why the Superhuman Law Division?

  Holden Holliway : The girlfriend in question is a shapeshifting Light Elf from New Asgard.

  She-Hulk : Wow, Dennis.

  Dennis Bukowski : Okay. Well, to be fair, I thought I was dating Megan Thee Stallion.

  She-Hulk : I'm sorry. What? Sorry. You thought you were dating Megan Thee Stallion? Multiple Grammy award-winner megastar Megan Thee Stallion?

  Dennis Bukowski : What part of shapeshifter did you not get?

  She-Hulk : [chuckles]  You thought she drove a Passat?

  Dennis Bukowski : This is why I don't want Walters.

  She-Hulk : [chuckles]  I'm so sorry.

• Mallory Book : You wanted to see me?

  Holden Holliway : Ah, yes. Mallory Book is also in the Superhuman Law Division.

  Dennis Bukowski : Yeah. No, I can't talk to a 10 about embarrassing man stuff. She could be my next fiancée.

  Mallory Book : Happy to not be involved.