The Simpsons (TV Series)
Dial 'N' for Nerder (2008)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
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Quotes
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Martin Prince : A bone? It could be one of the major homos!
Bart Simpson : You're one of the major...
Lisa Simpson : Forget it!
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[Lisa imagines being in jail]
Guard : Bookmobile.
Lisa Simpson : Got any Joyce Carol Oates?
Guard : Nothing but Danielle Steele.
Lisa Simpson : Noooo!
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Bart Simpson : See that fat lady with the moustache? That's you.
Lisa Simpson : See that hippo rolling in dung? You're the dung.
Marge Simpson : That's enough. You each got one in.
Bart Simpson : Oh, but her's was better.
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Bart Simpson : Hey, I didn't know this park was here.
Lisa Simpson : You wrote a report on it last week.
Bart Simpson : The internet wrote it. I just handed it in.
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Martin Prince : Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow.
Bart Simpson : Well, I agree you blow.
Martin Prince : Then it's a plan!
Bart Simpson : A lot of people blow, but no one blows like you.
Martin Prince : High praise indeed.
Bart Simpson : If you looked up blow in the dictionary...
Lisa Simpson : Bart, he's not gonna get it.
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Martin Prince : A bone? An unusual specimen, I wonder what it could belong to.
Bart Simpson : Maybe it's from a Dorkasarus!
Martin Prince : Dorkasaur... Well, that's an absurd proposition!
Bart Simpson : You're an absurd...
Lisa Simpson : Forget it!
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Nelson Muntz : I hope you two learned something from all this.
Lisa Simpson : I learned that inside my goody-two-shoes are some very dark socks.
Bart Simpson : And I learned that killing a nerd is not as cool as it sounds.
Nelson Muntz : There's just one more thing...
[turns to camera]
Nelson Muntz : You folks have a good night.