An American Carol (2008)
Kevin P. Farley: Michael Malone
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Quotes
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Michael Malone : Look can you make them stop singing.
Rastus Malone : Hey, Mas'sa don't wanna hear that slave shit, kick something in the fo fo.
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Michael Malone : [misunderstanding his appearance] I always stood up for gay rights.
Angel of Death : I am the angel of freakin' death, you turdhead.
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Michael Malone : I love America. That's why it needs to be destroyed. So that it can come to it's senses.
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Michael Malone : Who are these people?
General George S. Patton : They're not people, they're the ACLU!
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Michael Malone : [John F. Kennedy, George S. Patton and Bill O'Reilly slap Michael Malone]
[to Bill O'Reilly]
Michael Malone : Hey, wait a minute, you're not a ghost!
Bill O'Reilly : I know! I just enjoy slapping you.
