iCarly (TV Series)
iHeart Art (2008)
Nathan Kress: Freddie Benson
Quotes
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Freddie Benson : Hey, why did it take you guys so long to get home from school?
Sam Puckett : Because my mom had to stop at Save-Mart to pick up her ointment. Any more questions?
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Freddie Benson : Do you even know what Harry Joyner looks like?
Carly : Yeah, you know, he looks like a man. With a face, and... hair.
Sam Puckett : [sarcastically] Yeah, I have an uncle that looks a lot like that!
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Sam Puckett : That dentist dude's really going to pay you $1000 for that?
Spencer : Paid, in advance.
Freddie Benson : Yeah!
Sam Puckett : Sweet!
Spencer : And since you guys helped me get my art career back,
[hands Sam money]
Spencer : $40 for you,
[hands Freddie money]
Spencer : $40 for you, and...
[walks across the room to hand Carly money]
Spencer : ... $41 for my little sister.
Carly : Aww. I'm special.
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Freddie Benson : When I grow up, I wonder what kind of girl would want to marry me.
[Sam bites pillow to avoid insulting Freddie]
Freddie Benson : After I take a shower, my mom makes me sign a piece of paper promising that I shampooed twice.
[Sam throws herself on the floor, pounding her fists and kicking her legs]
Carly : [walks in] Should I call an ambulance?
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Freddie Benson : So what did you say in your e-mail to get Joyner to come here?
Carly : It wasn't what I said. It was the pictures I attached of Spencer's sculptures.
Sam Puckett : Joyner liked them?
Carly : I guess. He said he wanted to come see 'em in person.
Freddie Benson : That is so cool!
Sam Puckett : You know what else is cool?
Freddie Benson : What?
Sam Puckett : Not you!
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Freddie Benson : Anytime a chance comes along for you to insult me, you just gotta jump on it!
Carly : You really should be nicer to him.
Freddie Benson : Ha! She couldn't be nicer to me if she tried 'cause, she has no self control.
Sam Puckett : I have oodles of self control! I self control myself all the time!
