- Sid: I think I dumped Cassie. She was with some guy.
- Mark Jenkins: They're always with some guy. If they're special, you just have to make sure that that guy is you
- Sid: [to Abigail] Tony loves Michelle. They're having a few problems. He can't remember stuff well. I know whatever you've told him is a total lie, so fuck off and leave him alone, okay?
- Sid: [about Cassie] She says she loves me and then she waltzes off to Elgin and now she's fucking the entire Scottish rugby team.
- Mark Jenkins: Oh, don't think that. I mean, she's only fucking one of them.
- Sid: [to his dad] Mum left you because you're a total world championship cretin and I understand this because I'm a trusting gullible soft touch who's far, far, far too fucking nice for his own good. There's no comparison.
- Mark Jenkins: Does she have to do that? I mean, what kind of a fucked up relationship is it when you have to jump each other every time you say goodbye?
- Sid: A good one?