Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Falls in Love (2008)
Ted Levine: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
Quotes
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [comes to Leyla's apartment with a search warrant, and he notices that Monk is wearing only a bathrobe] Here's something I never thought I'd say out loud: Where are your pants?
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[Randy has been speculating on who the suspect is based on a charm bracelet]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : If the suspect is a dancer, zoo-keeper's daughter who makes jewlery I'll resign.
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Adrian Monk : Red light, shmed light.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What? That's your argument? Red light, shmed light? It's come down to that? Ok, Monk. It's over. She has no alibi.
Adrian Monk : Alibi, Shmalibi.
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Here's what we know: we're looking for a woman whose initials are LZ, maybe she's a dancer, she likes to travel or works with people who travel, and she was born between July 23rd and July 31st.
Lt. Randall Disher : [shaking his head] I can't think of anyone...
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I thought maybe we'd use the computer for this one, Randy