Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk on Wheels (2009)

Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk

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Quotes 

• Adrian Monk : [notices the square tomato]  Is that a square tomato?

  Sarah Longson : Yes it is. It's a pet project of Dean's. The square shape means that farmer can pack 35% more tomatoes per carton. It's cheaper, more efficient.

  Adrian Monk : So, so, that means every slice is exactly the same size?

  Natalie Teeger : How does it taste?

  Adrian Monk : Who cares? It's a square tomato. You're doing the Lord's work.

• Adrian Monk : So what exactly do you do?

  Sarah Longson : We're saving the world.

  Adrian Monk : Good for you. I was getting a little worried about the world.

• Adrian Monk : [arriving at John Kuramoto's house while tracking the bike. He knocks on the door]  Hello, Johnny! Open up. It's... It's Encyclopedia Brown! Sally and I want our blue bike back.

  [sheepishly] 

  Adrian Monk : And the name of your decorator.

• Dean Berry : Mr. Monk, you know what I'm going to do for you? I'm going to adopt ten acres of Brazilian rain forest in your name.

  Adrian Monk : Thank you. I don't have to visit it, do I? Or, or water it, or think about it?

  Dean Berry : No.