- Phineas: [with Ferb searching the movie theater basement] Who knew looking for mummies would be so much fun?
- Candace: [seeing so many people auditioning] I can't do this.
- Stacy: Oh yes you can. You're not a quitter, you're a fighter.
- Candace: I am?
- Stacy: Sure you are. You're a lean, mean singing machine.
- [Candace punches her handbag]
- Stacy: That's it! Yeah, now you're looking like a winner.
- [Candace looks aggressive and breathes heavily; Jeremy walks up]
- Jeremy: Hey, Candace.
- Candace: [fixing herself] And that is what a gorilla looks like when you try to take away its food.
- Phineas: [after reciting an incantation and the mummy deflates] There's nothing down here but fakey promotional lobby junk. For all we know there might not even be such thing as a mummy.
- Phineas: [after being chased my Candace wrapped up as a mummy, all excited] Wow! I didn't expect him to be so scary. I mean can you imagine the angry, twisted soul hidden under those bandages?
- Candace: [growling as the mummy] Phineas!
- Phineas: [unbothered] Makes me shutter. But you know what? We came down here looking for a mummy and I'm not leaving without one. Let's get him!
- Phineas: [after escaping booby-traps and capturing the mummy] Hey Ferb! We got our mummy! Now how are we gonna get it home?
- Candace: [after bouncing around in the a/c duct, coming back out, and still chased by the giant gum-ball globe] Oh, give me a break!