Inspector Lewis (TV Series)

And the Moonbeams Kiss the Sea (2008)

Emily Beecham: Nell Buckley

Quotes 

• [Nell Buckley is a student who makes money from gullible tourists whom she takes on walking tours of Oxford which she livens up with preposterous, invented "facts"] 

  Nell Buckley : Now we're going to go down to the crocodile-infested river.

  American Tourist : Suppose I say to you I don't believe a word of any of this stuff?

  Philip Horton : But there are photographs of the crocodile.

  Nell Buckley : And I would say to you, Sir: do you believe that all men and women are created equally with certain inalienable rights such as life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?

  American Tourist : I hold those to be self-evident truths.

  Nell Buckley : [facetiously]  It's easier to believe in a crocodile swimming in the Cherwell!