- [Tidwell standing with eyes shut, Reese walks in naked]
- Dani Reese: Okay, you can open 'em.
- Dani Reese: Now, I want you to take a good long look.
- Captain Kevin Tidwell: I'm doing that.
- Dani Reese: And I want you to think about this next time you feel like calling me dude.
- Captain Kevin Tidwell: Understood.
- Dani Reese: [Reese walks up close to Tidwell] You were jealous I was in that room with Crews.
- [and starts kissing him]
- Captain Kevin Tidwell: No way.
- Dani Reese: Yeah you were.
- Captain Kevin Tidwell: I wasn't jealous.
- Dani Reese: C'mon, admit it.
- Captain Kevin Tidwell: Uh uh.
- Dani Reese: Admit it.
- Captain Kevin Tidwell: Dude, I wasn't jealous.
- [Reese stops kissing, looks at him in quiet amazement, turns and walks out]
- [first lines]
- Mickey Rayborn: It's supposed to be my kid's dog. But guess who cleans up his crap. If I clean up his crap, he's my dog.
- Charlie Crews: [observing a beekeeper] 30% of our food supply is dependent on bees for pollination. Fruits, nuts, vegetables, all need bees.
- Dani Reese: Well, I'm pretty sure you don't need bees to make a bacon cheeseburger.
- Captain Whitehat: [dining] How long have you been together?
- Charlie Crews: Since we met in prison.
- Ted Earley: But we're not... "together".
- Rachel Seybolt: [walks in and plops down next to Whitehat]
- Captain Whitehat: This isn't your daughter?
- Charlie Crews: No. She's not my niece. And there's not a boy not playing a guitar at the other end of a phone call.
- Rachel Seybolt: That's right, there's not.
- Charlie Crews: Look, Rachel, I was worried.
- Rachel Seybolt: No, *he* was worried.
- [indicating Ted]
- Rachel Seybolt: *You* were gone. I came home, you weren't here. I called, you didn't pick up.
- Charlie Crews: I was in the middle of no where.
- Captain Whitehat: By that he means my home.
- Rachel Seybolt: They come and go.
- [stomps off]
- Ted Earley: I'm in love with Olivia, Charlie. I'm in love with woman who is going to marry your father.
- [wanders away from the table]
- Charlie Crews: [scoffs to Whitehat] White people.
- Dani Reese: [in hotel room] I've made up my mind. I'm taking both beds.
- Charlie Crews: Where am I going to sleep?