Stan Helsing (2009)

Darren Moore: Crazy

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• Nadine : [the foursome are cooing over a puppy]  He kind of looks like that dog we hit on the road.

  Crazy : You mean Sammy boy? That's Sammy boy's son, this is Sammy boy.

  [Camera cuts to a fierce looking Rottweiler with bolts in it's neck reminiscent of Boris Karloff's version of Frankenstein's monster] 

  Stan Helsing : Hi Sammy boy. Looking good. Nice job. You can barely notice.

  Crazy : He hasn't been the same since you him with your car. He can't eat, now he's starving!

  Teddy : Have yo tried Ensure? They're these little milkshakes we gave to my grandfather one time when he couldn't poop. It was awlful.

  Crazy : Sammy needs meat!

  Stan Helsing : There was a Sizzler that we just passed on the way over here.

  Crazy : [creepily]  Raw meat.

  Stan Helsing : You don't have to cook it.