The Ren & Stimpy Show (TV Series)

Terminal Stimpy/Reverend Jack Cheese (1995)

Billy West: Ren Höek, Stimpy, Salesman

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• Ren Höek : Funny you should say that. According to the obituaries, you were.

• Ren Höek : You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.

• Ren Höek : Nine, huh? You've been keeping count.

• Ren Höek : How 'bout that time you took care of those gambling debts for me?

• Ren Höek : Oh yeah, and that day you went out with the weat hair during the blizzard of '69.

• Ren Höek : That's seven, you fathead.

• Ren Höek : Well, I got news for you, pal. You've only got two lives left. And if you buy the farm, that means I gotta do all the chores. We don't want that now, do we?

• Ren Höek : Well, that's eight. You only got one life left.

• Ren Höek : What are you talking about? This sandwich is fresh. I just made it last week.

• Ren Höek : Get a grip, man. Everyone has to cash in their chips sooner or later. You've just got to learn to accept it.

• Ren Höek : Hey, uh, Stimpy, you forgot my toast.

• Ren Höek : B-B-B-B... Blaaaaack?

• Ren Höek : Come on, man! What do I get? What do I get?

• Ren Höek : Wait a minute, what about the chifferobe?

• Ren Höek : What do you mean, man? I called dibs on the cifferobe!

• Ren Höek : Twelve bucks? How 'bout I give you the arm-wad, the heppel-wipe and a shot in the mouth?

• Ren Höek : And just where have you been? I was up all night sleeping like a baby worrying about you.

• Ren Höek : Stoop! You're tearing my heart out. I see it all now. You've shown me the light.

• Ren Höek : We don't have to fear death because...

• Ren Höek : ...death is life's great reward!

• Ren Höek : Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.

• Ren Höek : Uh, perhaps we could, uh, persuade you?