Gigantic (2008)

John Goodman: Al Lolly

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• Al Lolly : Alright... I'll send my girl by this afternoon... take a look, work out the financing. Fourteen grand is the price you quoted me not a penny more so don't try to Jew the price up on me. You're not... Jewish, are you?

  Brian : No, I'm not, but there's...

  Al Lolly : [interrupting]  Good. Just a figure of speech. I'm half Jew myself. I work with Jews. They Jew me all day long so I can say it.

• Al Lolly : [getting in car after Happy and Brian secretly had sex there]  Smells like a wharf net in here.

  Happy : What?

  Brian : What?

  Al Lolly : You heard me. Smells like low tide.

  Happy : That's weird.

  Brian : I don't smell anything.

• Al Lolly : You mess her up, I'll kill your parents. Your parents still alive?

  Brian : Yes.

  Al Lolly : Good.

• Al Lolly : Ah, where the hell is she? Bryan, I'm totally serious when I say she may have gotten lost leaving the apartment.

• Al Lolly : You know I had brain cancer once, Brian?

  Brian : No...

  Al Lolly : Yup. A Huge tumor on the recesses of my temporal lobe.

  Brian : But you're okay now...

  Al Lolly : Yep. 100% holistic. No chemo, no radiation.

  Brian : Whad you do?

  Al Lolly : I mapped the pathology of the cancer with my mind. Very Chinese. Yep. Glad I moved it. I got it with meditation. I pushed it down to the fatty tissue of my temporal lobe, 2 months. Then I moved it down into my nasal cavity, 3 months. Then, then one day I just hocked it up. About the size of a little squash bar, maybe bigger. Do you play squash Brian?